This'll be short so here goes:
- the humour is funny for 30 seconds then becomes cringe worthy
- you'll fight the same 6 enemies throughout the whole game
- weapons are dull, levels are bland, characters uninteresting
- offline only game that lags alot, most noticable on final level
- graphics are average, nothing more
- criminally short
+ funnily enough, decent soundtrack, sounds like duke nukem
- but it's not duke nukem